What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt...
There are lawyers on the flight
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How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Men and Parking Spots
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