I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...