Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
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Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss…
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...