Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...