The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...