A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Politically correct seasons greetings
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Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...