The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Women’s instructions
|WOMEN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to a...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...