Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...