Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...