A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Emacs acronyms
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Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...