Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...