Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...