You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
A Smart Salesman!
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -”Sir, would...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...