Husband 1.0
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What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
LICENSE TO STEAL
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Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Knock Knock Christmas
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Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Real opcodes
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