NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...