The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...