Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...