Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...