Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.