Office Worker Resolution
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Real software engineers eat quiche.
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The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
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A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
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There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Dentist Visit
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...