This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.