Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....