How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...