Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Short legal laughs
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A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Lease nuclear weapons
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