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Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Is Windows a Virus?
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Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
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Politically Correct Santa
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Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
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What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The computer user’s reboot poem
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Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...