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Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...