HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...