Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
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What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...