Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...