Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Fair Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good,...
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...