Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...