Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...