Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...