Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...