Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Small World
Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...