Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...