What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...