Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
A Dent in the Pile!
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The...