AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...