Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...