Blonde Car Accident
|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...