Miss Most
What do most women miss most about being single?Having sex!
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...