How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...