Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...