Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...