Christmas downsizing
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Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Stupid Insults 28/31
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS....
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!