Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!