Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
NOTICE:
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Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...