Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
The Perfect Worker
The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at...