Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Don\’t Mess With The I.R.S!
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in...
Little Johnny at it again!
The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.”I’ll say a letter...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...