Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...